Sunday, January 6, 2008

Nagonnaworkhereanymore?!



You only need to watch this video until about the 2:20 mark:

A) OF COURSE THIS GIRL WON FOUR YEARS IN A ROW....if YOU could spell her last name, YOU would win four years in a row too! I mean, Maithreyi Gopalakrishnan? Jesus!

B) This is clearly fixed. The first kid gets a difficult word ("dubiety") pronounced by that official who clearly has a cleft palate, and the next kid gets a ridiculously easy word! Even WordGnome readers can spell Geronimo! I swear these things are fixed!

On a less mean, and more lettered note, here is a lovely poem by Robert Browning titled "Dubiety":

I will be happy if but for once:
Only help me, Autumn weather,
Me and my cares to screen, ensconce
In luxury’s sofa-lap of leather!

Sleep? Nay, comfort—with just a cloud
Suffusing day too clear and bright:
Eve’s essence, the single drop allowed
To sully, like milk, Noon’s water-white.

Let gauziness shade, not shroud,—adjust,
Dim and not deaden,—somehow sheathe
Aught sharp in the rough world’s busy thrust,
If it reach me through dreaming’s vapor-wreath.

Be life so, all things ever the same!
For, what has disarmed the world? Outside,
Quiet and peace: inside, nor blame
Nor want, nor wish whate’er betide.

What is it like that has happened before?
A dream? No dream, more real by much.
A vision? But fanciful days of yore
Brought many: mere musing seems not such.
Perhaps but a memory, after all!
—Of what came once when a woman leant
To feel for my brow where her kiss might fall.
Truth ever, truth only the excellent!

Its Sunday night and its time for me to sink into "luxury's sofa-lap of leather." Happy Almost-Monday!

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