n. the change of the substance of bread and wine into the body and blood of Christ occurring during some Christian masses. It does not taste like bread OR chicken! Take my word for it! I know its definitely not supposed to burn when you eat it, though. That really hurt that time. Does that mean I'm going to hell? Does it?
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Hillary eats babies.
Monday, March 10, 2008
TRANSUBSTANTIATION
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Jeffrey Dahmer was so intrigued by transubstantiation, he decided to try it on his young victim Julio.
Boy am I embarrassed! I almost wrote;
I was gonna be on time,see, but there was some transubstantiation goin down at work, so, you know, I'm late.
I dodged a bullet there, didn't I?
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