QUERULOUS

adj. full of complaints, complaining

"GOD! I hate it when you take a dump in the waste paper basket!"
"You know, it really bothers me when you wipe your asshole on the bedspread!"
"Do you have to blow snot rockets in the baby's face?"
"Every time I ask you if something makes me look fat, you tell me I look like David Bowie!"
"How many times do I have to tell you to rinse my bloody underpants out in the bathroom sink, not the kitchen sink?!"
"OOOOH! This baby foreskin eye cream is too cold!"
"I'm sick and tired of hermaphrodites being underrepresented in professional cagefighting."
"If I have to ask you one more time to stop dipping your balls in my oatmeal before serving me breakfast, I'm going to cane you silly."
"When are you going to get it through your thick skull that Down's Syndrome is not caused by drinking fabric softener?!"
"If you're going to get a tattoo of my face on your scrotum, the least you can do is get the color of my eyes right!"